DROP DOWN AND GIMME 10 CHARACTERS.
1. Hey, 5. Strip right down and step right up, you're in the VERY FIRST QUESTION.
2. 3 and 4 catch 9 doing crystal meth. Before their very eyes, they morph into a Steve Buscemi-esque monstrosity. 3 and 4's faces melt off, unable to sustain the horror. 7 films it and put it on YouTube, becoming an overnight internet sensation. Why did 6 get that sex change?
3. 9 says they like yo momma's sweet ass. You tell 'em the what's what.
4. 10 has to recite a speech on the importance of cottage cheese in the essential human diet. Problem is, they must recite it at gunpoint, with 3 on the trigger. HOW'RE THEY GONNA GET OUTTA THIS ONE??
5. 8 JUST HAD to go out and watch The Human Centipede. They very quickly regretted that decision. However, 5 fucking loved it. They get into a rooftop battle over who's on the right. 7 films that too. WHO WINS.
6. 6, GET THE FUCK OFF MY CAR.
7. 2, GET THE FUCK IN MY CAR.
8. 1, 8, 7, and 2 are forced into writing a Broadway musical about kinky sex. How does their first meeting go?
9. 7 just ate asbestos and died because they're a dumbfuck like that. 5 caught it on film, and now they're the big YouTube star. Disgruntled that their throne has been taken, 7 comes back from beyond the grave, seeking revenge. 10 shoots them in the head and is considered the savior of mankind or some shit. What do they do with their newfound control over the entire world? Because they totally got that just now.
10. 6 takes 9 to Tijuana as a surprise birthday gift. Do they see the fabled Donkey Show?
11. Why the hell would you do that, you awful things. 6 and 9 are now trapped in the tiger pit until question 15.
12. 3 is watching 1 masturbate.
13. 4 accuses 2 of sleeping with the nursemaid 5. In a jealous rage, 4 tries to stab 5, but it turns out 5 is 4's long lost half brother from their mother 1 and father 10! HOLY SHIT, RIGHT?
14. 7 cannot control their bladder around 3 and no one seems to know why.
15. 4 lets 6 and 9 out of the tiger pit, alive or dead. 4 is then pushed in by 8 in a huge dick move and is sealed away forever. All 4 has is a spoon, a tack, 3 dollars, and a whole lotta tigers.