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1. Hey, 5. Strip right down and step right up, you're in the VERY FIRST QUESTION.

2. 3 and 4 catch 9 doing crystal meth. Before their very eyes, they morph into a Steve Buscemi-esque monstrosity. 3 and 4's faces melt off, unable to sustain the horror. 7 films it and put it on YouTube, becoming an overnight internet sensation. Why did 6 get that sex change?

3. 9 says they like yo momma's sweet ass. You tell 'em the what's what.

4. 10 has to recite a speech on the importance of cottage cheese in the essential human diet. Problem is, they must recite it at gunpoint, with 3 on the trigger. HOW'RE THEY GONNA GET OUTTA THIS ONE??

5. 8 JUST HAD to go out and watch The Human Centipede. They very quickly regretted that decision. However, 5 fucking loved it. They get into a rooftop battle over who's on the right. 7 films that too. WHO WINS.



8. 1, 8, 7, and 2 are forced into writing a Broadway musical about kinky sex. How does their first meeting go?

9. 7 just ate asbestos and died because they're a dumbfuck like that. 5  caught it on film, and now they're the big YouTube star. Disgruntled that their throne has been taken, 7 comes back from beyond the grave, seeking revenge. 10 shoots them in the head and is considered the savior of mankind or some shit. What do they do with their newfound control over the entire world? Because they totally got that just now.

10. 6 takes 9 to Tijuana as a surprise birthday gift. Do they see the fabled Donkey Show?

11. Why the hell would you do that, you awful things. 6 and 9 are now trapped in the tiger pit until question 15.

12. 3 is watching 1 masturbate.

13. 4 accuses 2 of sleeping with the nursemaid 5. In a jealous rage, 4 tries to stab 5, but it turns out 5 is 4's long lost half brother from their mother 1 and father 10! HOLY SHIT, RIGHT?

14. 7 cannot control their bladder around 3 and no one seems to know why.

15. 4 lets 6 and 9 out of the tiger pit, alive or dead. 4 is then pushed in by 8 in a huge dick move and is sealed away forever. All 4 has is a spoon, a tack, 3 dollars, and a whole lotta tigers.


Installment #8 in the series. Some reasons behind this. One, it's been too damn long since the last one. Two, I just moved from :iconsquirrelywrath77: where my other torture quizzes are to this new account and needed something to submit, and three, why the fuck not. Sort of pulled it out of my ass, but not quite as badly as the others, I'd like to think.

You may fill this out and put it in your journal or as a deviation, but YOU MUST GIVE ME CREDIT. DO NOT put this on any other website or take questions from this and add them to other quizzes/surveys/memes.

*EDITPLZ* Now with fixed up questions because I fucked the numbers up before! :dummy:
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birdietalk Featured By Owner 11 hours ago
I simulated the questions using ten of my OC's. I got amazing results, and now want to write three stories. Here's the three stories:

The ten characters attempt to enter with clothes on, but Clear Jerry has to strip down and step right up to the viewing audience because that's the first scenario.

A Vanishing Tom and Clear Jerry episode where Vanishing Tom becomes a YouTube sensation after filming Yves and Piplaza's faces melting off after Quinney was caught doing crystal meth. Her sister (Kinny) was watching and decides to get a sex change. Later, Fletchy and Clear Jerry get into a rooftop battle over who's on the right after Fletchy regretted watching The Human Centipede, but Clear Jerry loved it. Vanishing Tom films this too. However, he eats abestos and dies because he is the catty idiot we (my OC's) all know. His rival filmed this and is now the big YouTube star. Vanishing Tom is angry at the fact his throne was taken, and comes back from beyond the grave to get revenge. Unluckily for him, Scarpher sees this and shoots him in the head. Clear Jerry now considers her as the savior of mousekind and so do the others. Scarpher now has control over the OC World! At first, she is nice to Clear Jerry and the others by gathering them all for a big assembly. However, Clear Jerry loses along with his rival when Scarpher turns her back on the OC's and commands Yves to attack, causing the Allearth Forest catastrophe all over again.

Scarpher has to recite a speech on the importance of cottage cheese in the essential human diet, but has to recite it at gunpoint with her own pokemon on the trigger.
Dr-SkyHuntsman Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2014  New member Hobbyist General Artist… i used it thanks it was so funny to make i wil definaly be using more of your mental torture quizzes :D
CrispyTrumpets Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
crazyH8 Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist…! That was awesome!ure-Quiz-489344034 Done! That was awesome!
crazyH8 Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm sooo gonna do this! xD
HomestuckObsessed Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
ask-fel-tal Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2013

It was fun~
MercLleviathan Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2013  Student Writer
This was really fun, but I'm gonna do and post numbers 1-7 before posting this one. I used only OCs for it, and some of the situations actually ended up making perfect sense, while others had utterly hilarious turnouts, like number 12. I did cheat a little though, because one of my OC's was slated for question 1, and in story, he cannot stand being scantily clad. That's the only aspect of any of my OCs that I refuse to pick upon though, all the rest of the meme was done legit.

Thanks, excellent work.
Aurrawings Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Am I allowed to do this and not post it anywhere? like, just do it for when I get bored?
CrispyTrumpets Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah, you can do it, and you can post it if you want, it's fine.
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